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With all the recent blather about the Republicrat National Conventions, I made the offhand comment tonight that Awesome Dead Presidents were way past rolling in their graves, more toward the dance party side of things. (Or maybe they could be a source of energy?)

I think it would be best for everybody if George Washington and Thomas Jefferson got turned by vampires when they died, and have waited lurking in the shadows these 200-odd years for the government to get so bad that they felt it necessary to step in. Co-president, restorers of the Constitution, generally badass:

Vote Undead Presidential Vigilante Squad 2008.